Sara has been many things in her life. As a purveyor of elixirs and miracle creams her wares were decanted into the most ornate homes of Kensington and smoothed into the silkiest crags and folds of Chelsea. She has nursed startled kittens and fought her own natural buoyancy in the depths of the world’s oceans. She has sold glinting Spanish waters to Arabian businessmen, all wrapped in swimming pools and opulent stucco villas. She has banished false princesses from her ransacked citadel, braved the mountains of Argentina and the public transport of Peckham. She has read more books asleep in the bath than she has awake in bed. And now, Dear Reader, follow her as she explores the mystical internet emporia of the East..